Friday, August 5, 2011

Driving Home From an Evening Swimming With Friends

Mama: Ok kids, it's 7:30 right now, so do you know what that means when we get home?

Cal: UM. It'll be about 7:40.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Regarding Learning to Spell Better

Mama: Studying is helpful...

Calvin, interrupting: Yeah, but it's also BORING.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Upon Being Told He Had Lost His Wii Time For Tomorrow

(with wailing): I'm SOOORRRY!!! I'll do ANYTHING to get it back. ANYTHING!!!

Mama: Hmmm.. Okay. If your room is completely clean before you go to bed tonight, you can have it back.

(with more wailing): ANYTHING but CLEANING!!!!

Thursday, February 3, 2011